I KNOW WHAT MISA'S CAKES TASTE LIKE!
December 2008
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Dec. 1st, 2008
Nov. 24th, 2008
It's close to Thanksgiving. I miss having Thanksgiving back at home with Lucy, Sammy, Kevin, Belle, Lucas, and all my other extended family.
I'm sad.
I'm sad.
Oct. 16th, 2008
Dear Allen;
People keep telling me that my awesomenest awesome God is now dead and gone. I don't believe them! How can I convince people that the God of the new world is still here?
- Delusional batshit Insane Bitch.
Dear; DBIB
Slip drugs into everyone's drinks. Then dress up as your 'boyfriend'. People will be convinced that this man is now back. Unfortunately they'll beat the shit out of you.
- Allen.
Dear Allen;
I lovessss my gunsss...
- AndrogynousPsycho
Dear AndrogynousPsycho;
Make sure to use plenty of lube
- Allen
People keep telling me that my awesomenest awesome God is now dead and gone. I don't believe them! How can I convince people that the God of the new world is still here?
- Delusional batshit Insane Bitch.
Dear; DBIB
Slip drugs into everyone's drinks. Then dress up as your 'boyfriend'. People will be convinced that this man is now back. Unfortunately they'll beat the shit out of you.
- Allen.
Dear Allen;
I lovessss my gunsss...
- AndrogynousPsycho
Dear AndrogynousPsycho;
Make sure to use plenty of lube
- Allen
Oct. 13th, 2008
What? No! NO! I didn't even get to say goodbye! I never got to kiss his soft lips, or make sweet homosexual love to him!
Light knew my secret.
He can't be dead! I was going to kill him!
Light knew my secret.
He can't be dead! I was going to kill him!
Oct. 9th, 2008
I am ever so sad.
am ever so sad. I
ever so sad. I am
so sad. I am ever
sad. I am ever so
am ever so sad. I
ever so sad. I am
so sad. I am ever
sad. I am ever so
Sep. 16th, 2008
I'm covered in red corn syrup. I'm so sticky, mmm.
Would anyone like a hug from Uncle Allen?
[ooc: Flauros is pretty damn well covered in blood. He's the responsible for the destruction of a city which resulted in the death of 5,000 people. He's also responsible for the murder of well over 100,000 people over the course of 6,000 years.
And all the people murdered, (not counting the city) were all "magicians" who either pissed him off, or did the ritual wrong.]
Would anyone like a hug from Uncle Allen?
[ooc: Flauros is pretty damn well covered in blood. He's the responsible for the destruction of a city which resulted in the death of 5,000 people. He's also responsible for the murder of well over 100,000 people over the course of 6,000 years.
And all the people murdered, (not counting the city) were all "magicians" who either pissed him off, or did the ritual wrong.]
Sep. 12th, 2008
Dear Allen
There is this crazy psycho bitch on my team that really scares me. How can I organize everything by numerical value if she keeps making psychotic remarks? I'm incapable of ignoring her.
- Numerical Organization Boy
Dear Numerical Organization Boy
The fact that this bitch is keeping you from organizing your things is a signed that you need to get laid.
There is this crazy psycho bitch on my team that really scares me. How can I organize everything by numerical value if she keeps making psychotic remarks? I'm incapable of ignoring her.
- Numerical Organization Boy
Dear Numerical Organization Boy
The fact that this bitch is keeping you from organizing your things is a signed that you need to get laid.
Sep. 5th, 2008
Now isn't this just amusing. I wake up and I'm wearing these purple trousers, this purple tail coat, a pink frilly blouse, and I'm sporting a cane.
Fantastic! I'm dressed like the angel, Jestiel, the angel of fags!
Fantastic! I'm dressed like the angel, Jestiel, the angel of fags!
Aug. 22nd, 2008
Filtered to Blythe
Hello, Blythe dear.
I am Allen Schreiber, writing to ask you a question. I have reason to believe that you may have something of vital importance to me.
You see I'm looking for a special object. It belongs to a blind virgin, and I've heard you're the only blind chick there in Asgard. Tell me doll, would you happen to have an object made of wood that vibrates?
I am Allen Schreiber, writing to ask you a question. I have reason to believe that you may have something of vital importance to me.
You see I'm looking for a special object. It belongs to a blind virgin, and I've heard you're the only blind chick there in Asgard. Tell me doll, would you happen to have an object made of wood that vibrates?
Aug. 14th, 2008
We're back on dry land aren't we pussy cats?
I noticed that someone over at Asguard is cranky. What's the matter? Did you not get laid last night?
I noticed that someone over at Asguard is cranky. What's the matter? Did you not get laid last night?
Aug. 9th, 2008
Light, baby? You really should take a bath. You smell like shit! And, Light I hope you don't mind, but I gave one of your outfits to one of those hot wenches in Asgard.
[ooc: Lulz, he didn't]
[ooc: Lulz, he didn't]
Jul. 30th, 2008
Ooh, well isn't this delightful!
I do believe I shall be roaming to and fro viewing all your happy memories.
I do believe I shall be roaming to and fro viewing all your happy memories.
This is just fucking brilliant!
Who wants to see some fire porn, kiddies??
Who wants to see some fire porn, kiddies??
Jul. 25th, 2008
Everybody! I, Allen Schreiber have an announcement to make!
I am absolutely in love with my roommate, Light, or as I so affectionately call him 'Sunshine' or 'Sunny Boy'.
I've dedicated this song to him!
( Cut, because the lyrics are kind of gory )
I am absolutely in love with my roommate, Light, or as I so affectionately call him 'Sunshine' or 'Sunny Boy'.
I've dedicated this song to him!
( Cut, because the lyrics are kind of gory )
Jul. 23rd, 2008
My dearest roommate, Sunshine has not been here in quite a long time. His poor cats have gone unfed for quite sometime, and last night I witnessed something truly speculator. The two kitten entered into a fight to the death. It seemed as if both would perish, but finally one emerged the victor. He delighted in eating his victory feast, his sibling.
Incest cannibalism. Gotta love it!
((ooc: I should note that what Flauros just wrote was complete and utter bullshit. No kitten were actually killed.))
Incest cannibalism. Gotta love it!
((ooc: I should note that what Flauros just wrote was complete and utter bullshit. No kitten were actually killed.))
Jul. 16th, 2008
Asgaurd get's earthquakes and we don't? Color me disappointed, people.
Jul. 6th, 2008
So, I used to be an advice columnist back in my world. If any of you ever have any problems that you need advice on, I will be more than willing to help you.
It is my God given gift after all.
It is my God given gift after all.
Jul. 5th, 2008
Lucifer, I must say this is a charming turn of events. The last time I saw you, you were moping around as a twelve year old boy. My, thou Lord art blissful inth't he?
Tet tet, tat tat, how lovely that I've been chosen for such a ridiculous war. So how do we do this ladies and gents? Come on, give Uncle Allen the info on this place.
Tet tet, tat tat, how lovely that I've been chosen for such a ridiculous war. So how do we do this ladies and gents? Come on, give Uncle Allen the info on this place.
Jul. 4th, 2008
Hey, what's up everyone? This is Alessa's mun here to introduce my latest character. His name is Allen Schreiber, but his real name is Flauros, and he's an original character.
( Cut for your sanity )
( Cut for your sanity )